André

$115.00

Meet André: Deep, Targeted Pleasure for the Bold & Curious 🍆
André is a precision prostate massager designed to go deeper, literally. With rhythmic tapping, powerful vibrations, and a design that knows exactly where to go, André is not for beginners. He’s for the ones who are ready. 🖤

Noise Level: Sensory Level: PowerPowerPowerPowerPower

Description

🔥 Step 1: Take It Slow

Apply lots of lube (we recommend Smooth Operator) and gently guide André in. His curved body is built to find your prostate and press against it just right.

🎯 Step 2: Lock In the Sweet Spot

Once in place, André stays exactly where you want him like tapping, pressing, and pulsing with deep, direct stimulation that builds and builds.

🎮 Step 3: Take Control (or Give It Up)

Explore 10 intense modes of tapping + vibration using the remote from up to 15 meters away. Solo or partner play? You decide 😈

Why You’ll Love André:

  • 💥 Tapping Feature: It doesn’t just vibrate — it taps directly on the prostate for next-level intensity

  • 📡 Remote Controlled: Hands-free vibes, partner play possibilities

  • 💦 Waterproof (IPX7): Bath, shower, steam, no limits

  • 🔋 USB Rechargeable: 90 minutes of deep, satisfying power

  • 🍑 Secure, Ergonomic Fit: Designed to stay put and hit the right spot every time

💧 Esmerelda’s Tip of the Day:
Lube is everything for prostate play. Use Smooth Operator water-based lube for a smooth glide and a friction-free, feel-good ride 🔥🌿

More to Love:
📶 Up to 15m remote range
💧 Fully submersible for wet play
🔌 USB charger included for travel or home use

Additional information

Weight .125 kg
Dimensions 12 × 4 × 10 cm
Colour

Black

Remote Control

From up to 10 meters away

Vibration Settings

10 varied vibration intensities and patterns for customizable sensations.

Power Source

Rechargeable

Showerproof

An IPX6 waterproof rating signifies that the device is safeguarded against intense water jets.

You’re in Good Hands

Body-Safe & Quality Tested

Made with hypoallergenic silicone for safe, long-term use.

Real Human Support

Fast, friendly customer care we are always here to help.

Discreet Always

Plain packaging. No awkwardness at your door.

Fast, Free Shipping

On all orders $69+ discreet delivery.

Warranty Included

Every toy backed by our quality guarantee.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

Still feeling curious? We got you. Here’s what folks are asking before saying yes to pleasure:

Every order ships from Vancouver with care (and a little love). We use Canada Post and USPS for reliable delivery straight to your door.

💌 Flat Rate: $9.99 shipping across Canada & the US
💜 Free Shipping: On all orders $69+
⏱️ Speed: Most orders arrive within 1–5 business days, depending on your location
🔍 Tracking: Sent to your inbox within 24 hours so you always know where your package is

Your order is packaged discreetly — no logos, no hints, just excitement waiting inside.

Absolutely. Plain packaging, no brand names, no product details—just a simple box at your door.

Yes. All toys are USB rechargeable—no batteries needed. Easy to charge, travel-friendly, and ready when you are.

Most toys are water-resistant or shower-friendly (check each product page for details). 

Body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone. It’s non-porous, easy to clean, and free from phthalates and harmful chemicals. We choose it because it’s safe for skin, tested for quality, and feels silky-smooth.

No stress. You have a 1-Year Warranty on all toys. If something’s wrong or not working, reach out and we’ll make it right.

We only ship across North America but are looking to further our reach soon. 

Always. Our care team is here 24/7. Questions, issues, toy tips—we’re just a message away. 💌

📦 How We Ship the Good Stuff

🚚 Flat Rate Shipping – $9.99 for orders under $69 (nice).


🎉 FREE Shipping – Spend $69 or more and we’ll ship it on the house.


Express Options – Sent via Canada Post or USPS depending where you are.


📬 Tracking Included – You’ll get a tracking number emailed to you within 24 hours.


Delivery Time – Usually 1–7 business days, depending on your location and vibes.


🍁 Ships from Vancouver, BC – Yup, we’re Canadian and your package is coming from the West Coast with love.

🤫 Discreet Packaging

  • All orders arrive in plain boxes with no brand name, logo, or judgment attached.

💡 Just So You Know

  • All prices are in Canadian dollars (eh!).
  • Provincial taxes are added at checkout depending on where you live.