Bad Pony, Dual-Ended Couples Vibrator

$119.00

Bad Pony is built for bold, shared pleasure without straps or fuss. Its secure suction base keeps it firmly in place, while two curved internal ends stimulate both bodies at the same time. As vibration travels through both sides, every thrust creates mirrored sensation โ€” steady, deep, and intensely connected. Itโ€™s about rhythm, movement, and feeling everything together, without stopping to adjust or reset.

Noise Level:

powerful, but still bedroom-friendly

Sensory Level: PowerPowerPowerPowerPower

deep, shared, full-bodied

Description

Step 1: Set It Up
Use the suction base for hands-free positioning or guide Bad Pony into place manually โ€” it stays put once aligned.

Step 2: Feel Both Sides
Two curved internal arms deliver simultaneous internal stimulation to both bodies, moving together with every thrust.

Step 3: Turn Up the Power
Cycle through deep, rumbly vibration modes that travel through both ends โ€” steady, grounding, and intensely shared.

Why Youโ€™ll Love Bad Pony

  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Dual-ended internal stimulation
  • ๐Ÿงฒ Secure suction base
  • ๐ŸŽ› 10 powerful vibration modes
  • ๐Ÿ’ฆ Waterproof (IPX7)
  • ๐Ÿ”‹ USB rechargeable

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Esmerelda Recommends Bad Pony Ifโ€ฆ

๐ŸŒธ You want strap-on-style play without a harness

Bad Pony stays in place using your body and its suction base โ€” no straps, buckles, or adjusting mid-moment. Itโ€™s freedom to move, thrust, and connect without extra gear.

Both curved ends vibrate together, so every movement creates shared, mirrored pleasure. What one of you feels, the other feels too โ€” deeply and at the same time.

Bad Pony is built for connection, not performance. Itโ€™s about rhythm, closeness, and finding a pace that feels good together โ€” whether youโ€™re exploring or already in sync.

Additional information

Weight .125 kg
Dimensions 12 × 4 × 10 cm
Colour

Black

Remote Control

From up to 10 meters away

Vibration Settings

10 varied vibration intensities and patterns for customizable sensations.

Power Source

Rechargeable

Showerproof

An IPX6 waterproof rating signifies that the device is safeguarded against intense water jets.

Real experiences

Loved by customers and pleasure experts

Honest thoughts from people who have explored the Esmerelda collection.

Customer review

โ€œ1 million out of 10 stars. For sure my new go-to toy brand.โ€
Sunny Reviewing Kii

Sex educator review

โ€œSince I got the Esmerelda, my clunky plug-in wand hasnโ€™t left my drawer.โ€
Alysha Somerton Reviewing the Esmerelda Full Body Massager

Therapist and coach review

โ€œIโ€™ve played with other clitoral toys, and they honestly donโ€™t compare to Zena.โ€
Jackie Golob, MS, LPCC Reviewing Zena

Reviews relate to the products named above. Individual experiences may vary.

Youโ€™re in Good Hands

Body-Safe & Quality Tested

Made with hypoallergenic silicone for safe, long-term use.

Real Human Support

Fast, friendly customer care we are always here to help.

Discreet Always

Plain packaging. No awkwardness at your door.

Fast, Free Shipping

On all orders $69+ discreet delivery.

Warranty Included

Every toy backed by our quality guarantee.

โ“ Frequently Asked Questions

Still feeling curious? We got you. Hereโ€™s what folks are asking before saying yes to pleasure:

Every order ships from Vancouver with care (and a little love). We use Canada Post and USPS for reliable delivery straight to your door.

๐Ÿ’Œ Flat Rate: $9.99 shipping across Canada & the US
๐Ÿ’œ Free Shipping: On all orders $69+
โฑ๏ธ Speed: Most orders arrive within 1โ€“5 business days, depending on your location
๐Ÿ” Tracking: Sent to your inbox within 24 hours so you always know where your package is

Your order is packaged discreetly โ€” no logos, no hints, just excitement waiting inside.

Absolutely. Plain packaging, no brand names, no product detailsโ€”just a simple box at your door.

Yes. All toys are USB rechargeableโ€”no batteries needed. Easy to charge, travel-friendly, and ready when you are.

Most toys are water-resistant or shower-friendly (check each product page for details).ย 

Body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone. Itโ€™s non-porous, easy to clean, and free from phthalates and harmful chemicals. We choose it because itโ€™s safe for skin, tested for quality, and feels silky-smooth.

No stress. You have a 1-Year Warranty on all toys. If somethingโ€™s wrong or not working, reach out and weโ€™ll make it right.

We only ship across North America but are looking to further our reach soon.ย 

Always. Our care team is here 24/7. Questions, issues, toy tipsโ€”weโ€™re just a message away. ๐Ÿ’Œ

๐Ÿ“ฆ How We Ship the Good Stuff

Shipping, Made Easy ๐Ÿšš

๐Ÿ’ธ Flat Rate Shipping โ€” $9.99
Orders under $69 ship anywhere for one simple price. No surprises.

๐ŸŽ‰ Free Shipping over $69
Spend $69 or more and shippingโ€™s on us. Easy win.

โšก Fast + Reliable Delivery
We ship with Canada Post or USPS โ€” whichever gets it to you fastest.

๐Ÿ“ฌ Tracking Included
Youโ€™ll get a tracking link within 24 hours so you can follow your package every step of the way.

โฐ Delivery Time
Most orders arrive in 1โ€“7 business days, depending on where you live.

๐Ÿ Ships from Vancouver, BC
Weโ€™re proudly Canadian. Your order ships discreetly from the West Coast, packed with care (and zero awkward branding).

๐Ÿคซ Discreet Packaging

  • All orders arrive in plain boxes with no brand name, logo, or judgment attached.

๐Ÿ’ก Just So You Know

  • All prices are in Canadian dollars (eh!).
  • Provincial taxes are added at checkout depending on where you live.