Waltzer

$95.00

If vibration feels predictable, Waltzer is something else.

Its 360° rotating motion creates a deep, rolling sensation that builds and spreads — smooth, immersive, and completely different from standard vibration. No sharp pulses. No effort. Just movement that carries you.

This is pleasure that unfolds on its own. Once you feel rotation, it’s hard to go back.

Noise Level:

Quiet, powerful, and impossible to forget.

Sensory Level: PowerPowerPowerPowerPower

Description

Why Waltzer Feels Different

Most toys stimulate by turning on and off. Waltzer moves in a slow, circular rhythm that feels intentional and body-aware — more like a wave than a buzz.

The result:

  • Deeper sensation without overwhelm

  • Less effort, more presence

  • A feeling you didn’t know you were missing

Once you feel rotation, it’s hard to go back.

Designed to Feel Good Not Awkward

Waltzer’s smooth, flexible shape is made to glide comfortably and move naturally with your body. No rigid angles. No harsh edges. Just soft, body-safe silicone designed for confidence and ease.

Powerful enough to be deeply satisfying.
Gentle enough to trust.

Esmerelda Recommends Waltzer If…

✨ You want a sensation you can’t get from vibration alone

The 360° rotating motion creates a deep, rolling feeling that’s smoother, fuller, and completely different from a standard buzz.

Rotation delivers continuous movement that spreads and builds gradually, making the experience feel intentional and absorbing rather than overwhelming.

Use Waltzer solo or let someone else guide the experience with the remote. The sensation stays steady, flowing, and deeply engaging.

You’re in Good Hands

Body-Safe & Quality Tested

Made with hypoallergenic silicone for safe, long-term use.

Real Human Support

Fast, friendly customer care we are always here to help.

Discreet Always

Plain packaging. No awkwardness at your door.

Fast, Free Shipping

On all orders $69+ discreet delivery.

Warranty Included

Every toy backed by our quality guarantee.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

Still feeling curious? We got you. Here’s what folks are asking before saying yes to pleasure:

Every order ships from Vancouver with care (and a little love). We use Canada Post and USPS for reliable delivery straight to your door.

💌 Flat Rate: $9.99 shipping across Canada & the US
💜 Free Shipping: On all orders $69+
⏱️ Speed: Most orders arrive within 1–5 business days, depending on your location
🔍 Tracking: Sent to your inbox within 24 hours so you always know where your package is

Your order is packaged discreetly — no logos, no hints, just excitement waiting inside.

Absolutely. Plain packaging, no brand names, no product details—just a simple box at your door.

Yes. All toys are USB rechargeable—no batteries needed. Easy to charge, travel-friendly, and ready when you are.

Most toys are water-resistant or shower-friendly (check each product page for details). 

Body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone. It’s non-porous, easy to clean, and free from phthalates and harmful chemicals. We choose it because it’s safe for skin, tested for quality, and feels silky-smooth.

No stress. You have a 1-Year Warranty on all toys. If something’s wrong or not working, reach out and we’ll make it right.

We only ship across North America but are looking to further our reach soon. 

Always. Our care team is here 24/7. Questions, issues, toy tips—we’re just a message away. 💌

📦 How We Ship the Good Stuff

Shipping, Made Easy 🚚

💸 Flat Rate Shipping — $9.99
Orders under $69 ship anywhere for one simple price. No surprises.

🎉 Free Shipping over $69
Spend $69 or more and shipping’s on us. Easy win.

Fast + Reliable Delivery
We ship with Canada Post or USPS — whichever gets it to you fastest.

📬 Tracking Included
You’ll get a tracking link within 24 hours so you can follow your package every step of the way.

Delivery Time
Most orders arrive in 1–7 business days, depending on where you live.

🍁 Ships from Vancouver, BC
We’re proudly Canadian. Your order ships discreetly from the West Coast, packed with care (and zero awkward branding).

🤫 Discreet Packaging

  • All orders arrive in plain boxes with no brand name, logo, or judgment attached.

💡 Just So You Know

  • All prices are in Canadian dollars (eh!).
  • Provincial taxes are added at checkout depending on where you live.